Hola senoritas y senors! Como estas? Muy bien!
Yo soy bueno.
My Spanish is terrible.
So. I may or may not be sitting in my apartment, reading Gone With the Wind, eating leftover McDonald’s McFlurry with a smidgen of freezer burn, neglecting my homework, dressed in pyjamas that have penguins on them.
Well, while we’re all here and just having a blast and a half, why don’t I tell you what I think. You know, about the world. And stuff.
I have come to really like Wes Anderson movies, in exactly the right amount of time. You know, that space of time between when the hipsters like something and the rest of the world catches up? I bow to you hipsters, although I don’t envy the amount of time and effort it must take to keep up with the up-and-coming cult-like music and movies. I would much rather let you do the legwork and not have the glory of being a superstar cultural hipster extraordinaire. I feel like I’ll survive without that title.
I want a Kindle and someone should give one to me this instant. I don’t care what you people say, I can think of at least seven situations where a Kindle would be useful as hell and that’s plenty enough reasons for me! It’s gotten to the point where I literally sometimes just open up the Kindle webpage and re-read all the info and daydream about obtaining one. How many days are there until Christmas again?
I can tell you how many days there are before Thanksgiving though: 22. WHAT??
I do love Thanksgiving. I like pie. I generally only get pie at a few choice occasions a year; although, hell, I own an oven now (!) and a pie plate (!) and I’m sure the grocery store sells that sweet-as-sin sugary-as-hell cherry pie filling stuff. Which sometimes I just eat, on its own. Ew? Yeah, sort of. Who cares though, right? To each their own. To me, more pie. Holla holla.
I got a package in the mail today from my mother. It contained 1 note, 1 Softlips Organic lip balm in pomegranate and 1 bag Bassett Sherbet Lemons direct import from London, UK! Is there any better feeling than receiving a package? I actually don’t think so. Nothing makes me happier. Except maybe pie. Love you mom!
Should I be doing my readings?
How many people here had a Planet Pop CD when they were younger? How many still have the music on their iPods? How many secretly jam out so hard when a choice few of those songs come on shuffle? Yo, same! It’s like childhood, unleashed.
I just yawned. It is exactly 9:53 pm. I just yawned again after reading the word “yawn”. Wanna know why? Damn, I love to yawn. Are you yawning yet? YAWN!! I have now yawned six times in two minutes. I’m not even tired damnit!
You should start a blog. Whoever you are. I would read it. I really would. I feel like everyone has so many thoughts all piled up in their heads and nowhere to express them. Who cares if no one reads it (except me)? Since when is our only goal in life success and recognition? Maybe the goal should be self-expression and growth! Write your little hearts out people.
Speaking of which, maybe I should do that Nanowrimo project thingy in November. I seriously doubt I’ll have enough time but of course I love a challenge. Wouldn’t it be so fun?! I’m trying to think if I could devote all my spare time to writing a novel. Am I that much of an old lady yet? That question requires time and careful thought. I’d be so amazed if I could do it though!
I am almost 2/5ths done Gone with the Wind and loving life, a lot.
Have pleasant evenings! I’m off to run around my tiny apartment getting all these restless heebeejeebies out of my system. Ejkhasdlkfjha! Eureka!
I may not be doing my Perception reading at this point in time. No, probably not. Oops!
That’s all folks!
xoxo, eff-boo. (ma new gangsta name)